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splantamello:

beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

wait

(via to-flyyfrreely)

slightlyconcernedaboutyou:

first night going out in college… let’s see how it goes

TURN UP KAYLA. GET FUCKING CRAAAZYY LOSE YOUR FUCKING MIND YAAASSS BITCH FUCK SOME SHIT UP GURL. 

frontiercity:

this is my favorite video on the internet

this just made me so happyyy

(via trashybooksforladies)

latenightseth:

The ultimate punishment.

Slayy

im glad this picture exists

(via vaginatrainer)

bro-winkle:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

if u think that there has ever been a greater scene on television think again

I cry everytime

(via pauladeenandporn)

sublimemichael:

Couch kitten
sublimemichael:

Couch kitten
sublimemichael:

Couch kitten

there are girls on my floor who repeatedly try to get into this frat house’s party even though they’ve been turned down twice because she “didnt have big enough tits.” im not shocked, im just angry.  i can’t blame either party because they’ve both been told by society this is fucking normal and okay behavior. but i blame the guys more. 

I have a professor that has scared the entire class into doing work. we’re more afraid of her shaming us than actually learning and doing the work. she accused us of not taking advantage of our education. i dont call her class an education.

khaleesi:

this-tea-tastes-like-sleep:

Omg where have you been all my god damn worthless life

these angels of light brought me a brownie topped with cookie dough at midnight once

THESE GUYS HAVE A FOOD TRUCK AT TEMPLE.  THEYRE THE GOOIEST SUBSTANCE I EVER HAD AFTER MIDNIGHT khaleesi:

this-tea-tastes-like-sleep:

Omg where have you been all my god damn worthless life

these angels of light brought me a brownie topped with cookie dough at midnight once

THESE GUYS HAVE A FOOD TRUCK AT TEMPLE.  THEYRE THE GOOIEST SUBSTANCE I EVER HAD AFTER MIDNIGHT

khaleesi:

this-tea-tastes-like-sleep:

Omg where have you been all my god damn worthless life

these angels of light brought me a brownie topped with cookie dough at midnight once

THESE GUYS HAVE A FOOD TRUCK AT TEMPLE.  THEYRE THE GOOIEST SUBSTANCE I EVER HAD AFTER MIDNIGHT

(via wintersline)


Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka reenact the spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp

stop. i cantt 
Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka reenact the spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp

stop. i cantt 
Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka reenact the spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp

stop. i cantt 
Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka reenact the spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp

stop. i cantt 
Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka reenact the spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp

stop. i cantt 
Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka reenact the spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp

stop. i cantt 
Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka reenact the spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp

stop. i cantt 
Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka reenact the spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp

stop. i cantt

takshammy:

seaking:

instead of desexualizing womens halloween costumes we should sexualize mens costumes and make it equal. i want boys in underwear and cat ears

I like your style, kid.

(via themagentacolor)